Our Beers

The Butchers
Beastly Best

BEST BITTER – 4%

An old school bitter. There ain’t too much more worth saying about this fat f*cker.

Malt rich based, bitter finish. Mashed hot for that deep cream… oh boy.

Hop
Merchant

PALE ALE – 4.2%

For you session hipsters out there, with your Where’s Wally dress code – this is for you.

Pale, hoppy and fresh. Brewed with citra mosaic and heavily dry-hopped with some of the same.

But it ain’t vegan… we ain’t that hip.

Salt
Mine
Stout

STOUT – 4.6%

Rich dark and salty… the name of your sex tape.

This thick mother is mashed hot, simply hopped, but with an insane amount of dark chocolate and crushed salt. Making this a meal in a glass my friend.

Lady
Marmalade

MARMALADE IPA – 5.5%

This has so much marmalade in it, Paddington Bear will be touching himself for months.

Strong and pokey at 5.5% and hopped with US Chinook hop, a real favourite of ours – but this aroma is pummelled by the huge kilo ratio of dried orange peel.

A kick to the liver, a punch to the nose and, if you’re lucky, a stroke to your special place.

Bearded
Woman

CARAMEL &
HAZELNUT STOUT – 7%

If you’re ever lucky enough to end up on our wall of fame, you may get your own beer…. This bearded beast did!

This is a dark roasted, strong, heavily flavoured stout – designed to put hair on your face. This little lady must have drunk a gallon. Bow chicka wow wow.